To the editor:
We have just returned from a visit to your beautiful state and we have to say that it exceeded all expectations. Compared to vacation spots in the Lower 48, the Interior is such a hospitable place and an unexpected "gold mine" of fine dining.
We were told to eat at Two Rivers, and we're so glad we did! We'll be sure to bring the pack back again next year!
On an aside I want to assure you fine folks that today's modern wolf is very health conscious and not at all interested in your fat, lead-tainted children. You spend a fortune on the finest premium food for your dogs and let them 'free range' to reduce your shoveling work load. What more could a wolf ask for?
See you next year,
The Wolves of Yellowstone
as told to Matt Kennebec
Fairbanks | 
